INT. BASEMENT -- AROUND 3PM
Lyle had clearly just woken up. He is a hikikomuri living in his mother's basement, he loves his anime his country and his God. One day he receives a strange message on his googlechat machine.
Lyle puts on his fedora.
Lyle pauses the newest episode of My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic and clicks again!
Lyle's fedora falls off as his desire to know more increases!
Lyle would never be a member of any sight that would have him, unless it is a forum discussing Christ and The Transformers.
Lyle smoothes the creases in his cargo shirts and clicks again.
FADE TO BLACK
And that's probably how HER goes. Or something much like it. Joaquin Phoenix is nowhere near as meta and edgy as James Franco. Also here is this: