Monday, August 31, 2009

King of Pop Dies at 50

(AP) Earlier today, pop star Michael Jackson was admitted to a Los Angeles hospital. He was suffering from severe blunt trauma that he endured at the hands of a man who caught him fapping to cp of the man’s son. Mad lols ensued at the admitting hospital, where numerous children taunted Jackson: “Too old, do not want, LOL.” Jackson passed away when the mods banned his IP. Lifetime friend of Jackson, pedobear said the following at a press conference this afternoon: “LOL more delicious lolis for me FAPFAPFAP.” Pedobear has taken posession of all of dat CP on Jackson’s home computer, and plans to continue fapping in Jackson’s memory.

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