Twilight: New Moon Interview!!!

Check it out! We totally got an exclusive interview with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!! XOMG


Srsly, make sure you check out our Twilight: New Moon Trailer parody, coming soon! Also, our brand new website should be launching in the next couple of days, shit is so cash. In other news, TK is going to LA this weekend for 2 reasons: to try to get Conan O'Brien to sign a copy of Conan The Barbarian, and to BE ON NATIONAL TV ON SUNDAY. That's right bitches, TK managed to get himself on some reality pilot, which they will be shooting in downtown LA on Sunday morning. Here's hoping his entire story doesn't end up on the cutting room floor! Videos will be posted soon of all these good times.

A Quote from Ben Franklin

"The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."

tl;dr: Benjamin Franklin says Bag it and Tag it. Also cougars ftw. Bitches don't know about TRULY epic Ben Franklin quotes.

-G

moar Kanye lolz

lol Kanye

Kanye West is a pretty cool guy I guess. Eh disrepects talentless cock-mongler Taylor Swift to her face and doesn't afraid of the VMAs.

Moar Megan Fox Sex Taep?!?!?!

Some newfag from MTV asks Megan the same question, essentially. Here is her response:

So you're saying... there's a chance?