lol firearms

TK writes:
Me and Grant equipped firearms yesterday, because that's what a man looks like. For your viewing pleasure, please observe the proper way to fire a Glock, among other guns.

ALSO SEAN.

Drinking Game: Willow

Hey there sportsfans, its time for another edition of the Friday Drink Game Bonanza Festival Happy Delight Time Conference and Raffle Conference! Also check out the new vidya about how rapes can be performed for fun and profit.

STEP 1: Get a hold of "Willow" starring That one Ewok and probably half of Wizard of Oz.
STEP 2: ???
RULES:
Drink when the following are said or heard:
-Willow or Auftgood (once)
-Willow Auftgood (twice)
-Burglecutt
-Prophecy
-Peck
-Troll(s)
-The brownies contradict each other
-Willow insists that he’s a great sorcerer
-When Bavmorta or anyone else says “Pig(s)”
-When Willow tells Mad Martagan that he is the greatest swordsman who ever lived or Mad Martagan says it.
-The triumphant Willow/Mad Martagan theme

Drink when the following are seen:
-A seriously mangy chicken
-When Willow goes sledding
-More than 9 midgets are visible on the screen
-Very obvious bluescreen that was probably really fresh back then
-Whenever the magic acorns are observed. Either singularly or in pairs
-Whenever Mad Martagan twirls his sword in an ridiculous fashion.

Finish your drink:
-Wanna Breed? MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm
-When Willow is inexplicably wet after a jump cut.

Final Thoughts:
David: Too much. However, take into account that David, Aldo and myself were drinking for like 6 hours before we started this game. Willow is a great movie and they definitely say his name more than enough. Grant: Great game. I'm the only one who actually drank every time it was warranted. Aldo: I dont know man I'm a quitter. Yea it was too much. Again o faithful and constant reader you must note that Aldo smorked ALL of the pot and was very drunk by the time we were half way through the movie. WIN.