Monday, March 29, 2010

Today is Monday

So Tom is away fighting the good fight and making sure one day an awful lot of fathers will be VERY disappointed in their precious little girls, but he is still winning battles here on the home front. As everyone knows TK is our in house lawyer (on retainer, has a retainer, also retaining wall) for all matter pertaining to bird law. I was a victim of racism and obvious profiling but with TK's help I beat those charges like Rocky. Observe my victory you stinking Coronado bacon bits: -G

Sunday, March 28, 2010

ITS ALL TOMS FAULT

I'd like to blame the liberal media, or Obama (WTF CANCEL MY MOON MISSION?!! YOU...) but no this time it was all TK. He broke the blog but the important thing is he also fixed it! So now I can bring you delicious and tantilizing el oh els (original comment) on a regular basis. To ease you all back into the whole blog thing again I tenderly submit the following:

<3 G