Lunch?

I’m so hungry. I was thinking about getting some McNuggets, but then I realized that they’re made out of gluten filler and AIDS. Also, I have Dinos in the freezer so if I’m going to eat processed chicken bits, they might as well be shaped like dinosaurs. FUCK YES

Here are the lunch options I’m considering:

• Cock-flavored soup
• Dinos FUCK YES
• Dinosaur steak (not to be confused with Dinos, this is actual Tyrannosaur meat. rawr.)
• 55 caps and stems of Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms, and one fluid ounce of LSD to wash it down
• My 4-week-old nephew (sauteed)
• Three crack rocks and a peanut
• Soup-flavored cock
• The Twitter bird
• or a Hertz Donut