10. Hot girls and celebrities hate it.
9. Rape jokes. Not okay.
8. Some of those actors are on pot.
7. The president of the company is Italian.
6. Not enough Grant.
5. More rape jokes.
4. There's too many snipers in this vi-
3. Not good enough for Conan O'Brien.
2. Not good enough for John Landis.
And the number 1 reason why HotDamnTV sucks: