First and foremost: observe the new shit a dope followup video to our OG Beer Pong video! Second, special thanks to portopong for giving us a whole bunch of their super bombad portable beer pong table rafty things which allowed us to film a moderately neat video. We want to share the love with all of you bright and beautiful young people (ugh fuck you guys) so we're having our first ever raffle type something or other!
THE GRANT PRIZE:
1 PORTOPONG FLOATING BEER PONG TABLE
2 PING PONG BALLS
22 RED CUPS
32 OZ OF WATER
Step 1: Write hotdamntv.com on your body somewhere (preferably in sharpie)
Step 2: Take a picture of it and make it your facebook profile picture.
Step 3: Go to the hotdamntv.com facebook group and post a comment on
this flyer! This is your official entry!!
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit!
ENTRY DEADLINE: SEPTEMBER 11TH
Drawing will be held no later than a week after contest deadline. POINTS WILL BE AWARDED FOR CREATIVITY AND SEXINESS ALSO.
Void where prohibited or something. If we draw your name and we check
your profile picture and you have either changed your
profile picture or it looks shooped you will receive fucking nothing.
Winner will be contacted via private message on facebook and we
reserve the right to use your image/likeness and/or post any
interactions with you on the internets. We might even pick two Grant
prize winners, think positive jerk. If you win and you live far away,
we’ll be really bitter about having to ship it to you and probably
won’t give you the beer because I think that’s illegal. If you're under
21 we probably won’t give you beer either, this is all
speculation and we’re going to have to check with the boys in legal.
We reserve the right to party with the winner, but we don’t want you to
try to pitch us any ideas for sketches because you are dumb.
So anyway that's the idea, so go to our facepile group.
EDIT: TK writes - observe this followup video featuring even more lobster murder: