Friday, December 3, 2010

Drinking Game: Unforgiven

I feel like our readers may have forgotten the face of their father, this movie will definitely help remedy that. Get ready for some gunslinging action at its finest, with one of the highest average aged casts this side of RED (Which sucked btw) Unnn...forgivennnn! Pay attention this one can get fun! Also NIGHTMARE MODE: USE WHISKEY AND PLAY LIKE A MAN DAMMIT! Normal mode difficulty: 4 Chipped Typhoon glasses out of 5 (Send em back you'll get a free drink)

Step 1: Remember the face of your father
Step 2: Obtain Unforgiven (BLU Ray)
Step 3: ???

Drink when the following are said/heard:
I guess so
A Nickname is used
Claudia or wife is said
The lords name is taken in vain

Drink when the following are seen:
Clint Eastwood falls over/falls down stairs
A gun is fired or cocked
Every time a train goes by(sound counts as well)
Someone removes their hat
Morgan Freeman offers Clint Eastwood a drink
Claudia(wife) is covered in worms

Finish your beer:
Pigfucking is mentioned
Gene Hackman beats the shit out of Dumbledore
A black falls out a window

Final Thoughts:
Grant: Clint Eastwood is the only man bad enough to do a drive-by in a train. After crashing it into your motherfucking place of business.


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