Hey there buds. On my quest to become the most best worst not never do the least failed actor of all time ever I was in Hollywood last night for an audition for a Jack in the Box commercial.
Before I could go to the audition my boss (Laura Hubbard) who is the closest thing I have to an agent at the moment (I'm looking at you E.) insisted that I get the grade from my latest calculus test. She put it all on the line (I need to discipline my body) and said that if I didn't pass then I couldn't go! The following is a transcript of the email correspondences with my professor.
When I got there I hung out for a bit and then was asked to read for several different parts, not just the one I got a call for. I read for and it went pretty well. I showcased my incredible talent (I can raise both eyebrows independently) and I even put my improv skills to the test by using acting to make Jack, of Jack in the Box fame feel bad for eating the last 100% sirloin pepperjack whateverthehell burger. I improved like a groundling, NOT A BIG DEAL people. Then I rounded out the interview by handing the casting directors and anyone else I met a shark. : 3 We'll see how well that goes. Cross some fingers and break some legs guys, HotDamnTV needs more famous.
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