Saturday, January 15, 2011

Drinking Game: Prince of Persia: Sands of Time: Punctuation

I was expecting a run of the mill moderately entertaining action movie, with plenty of recurring elements to drink to and hoping to have enough sand involved in the SANDS of time to get truly smashed in short order. Alas, this movie does not stand up to epic marathons like Conan the Barbarian or The Crow (Hard Mode) but it will suffice until the new Twilightmovie comes out. This being said, It appears that Mr. Bruckheimer was able to make more happen with god damn marionettes and fetid smelling water than with 3 god damn video games worth of material. /shrug -_- Drink we must! So prepare to get really tired of hearing "Persian" accents done in a remarkably British fashion, in Prince of Persia: SOT or AT LEAST UWE BOWEL DIDN'T GET HIS FILTHY FAGGOT HANDS ON ONE FRANCHISE!

Step 1: Get a hold of Disney's (Is this a pattern?) Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (Blu Ray)
Step 2: ???

Drink Whenever the following is said or heard:
Prince of Persia (finish your beer)
Dustin (The main characters name? Is that arab?)

Drink Whenever the Following is seen
Sand swirling
Something is climbed
Anyone drinks
A knife is thrown

Finish Your Drink When:
At least once to lament the upsettingly British Persian accents. Thats just ignorant
A main character dies
Waterfall when Sands of Time effect happens
Finish your beer if you can't hang for the climax (bitch) (yeah you'll need a pitcher or 2)

Final Thoughts:
Sean: Ugh... it feels dirty like an Uwe Bowell movie but... I have a delightful buzz. I can see they spent money on this but... man I just don't...Taylor: (Taylor had food poisoning from In n Out which I just defeated and celebrated by drinking and couldn't be reached for comment)NO ONE CARES. Sean: Yeah I agree. Entry level at best. The Twilight Drinking Game has got to be better than this....

-Sean (Ghostwritten by Grant)

BONUS: Music from the sound track!

1 comment:

  1. Definatly subscribing to this. Should be some good times had. Cheers,